The 4th of July, the Twelfth of Never

Drunk, drunk I tell you!

Self-promotion. Giddy with it. Sloppy with it.

Marge, i’m soaking in it.

This blog thing. Damn. I just had to stop and point out what a trip it is.

Everyone has their “it’s all about me” moments/hours/days/lifetimes, but with a blog, you get to broadcast it.

Channel Biscuits, 24/7 and its sister station, Premium Piggy, pay-per-Pleasure (alliterations and consonances are free and copious).

But I’m worth it.