Drunk, drunk I tell you!
Self-promotion. Giddy with it. Sloppy with it.
Marge, i’m soaking in it.
This blog thing. Damn. I just had to stop and point out what a trip it is.
Everyone has their “it’s all about me” moments/hours/days/lifetimes, but with a blog, you get to broadcast it.
Channel Biscuits, 24/7 and its sister station, Premium Piggy, pay-per-Pleasure (alliterations and consonances are free and copious).
But I’m worth it.