Grease. Word.

  • • At the beginning of the film, John Travolta actually says, “No, it’s just the beginning.”
  • • John Travolta is all about the hips. ALL about the hips. NO ONE moves like him.
  • • My first notion that I wasn’t into girls was when I didn’t have a reaction to ONJ with ratted hair.
  • • Apparently, “shit” and “tit” aren’t permitted on broadcast TV, but “pussy wagon” is.
  • • Stockard Channing is !@#$# INSANE in rollers in Beauty School Dropout.
  • • I used to be Patti Simcox, but I got over it.
  • • I have lied about how much I liked Grease 2.
  • • I will probably go see Grease 3 when it comes out.
  • • I think every relationship should have a private funhouse and every home should have a Shake Shack.
  • • I have owned the soundtrack on 8-Track, Vinyl, CD. I now own the movie on DVD.
  • • Every time I see Frenchy, I just see Didi Conn singing You Light Up My Life.
  • • ONJ’s hairdo in the last scene is just a curly version of her hairstyle at Thunder Road.
  • • I still get huffy when ONJ doesn’t get to win the dance contest.
  • • Grease was the first movie I ever saw in the theater more than once. I saw it twice.
  • • Grease 2 was the second movie I ever saw in the theater more than once. I saw it five times.
  • • The second time I saw Grease was in the old Kingston theater, which had a stage, and during Sandy, John Travolta looks like he’s actually ON the stage, sitting on the swing.
  • • The hotdog jumping into the open bun on the drive-in screen makes me feel funny-in-the-tummy.
  • • Nostagia is a weapon.