Recipe for Disaster Success in Blog Traffic Presidential Elections

Here it is, y’all.

  1. Make shit up.
  2. Get your toadies to repeat it without question.
  3. Declare it a ‘story’.
  4. If dissenters get in on the game, alter their statements without notice.
  5. Get your toadies’ toadies to chime in with “it’s everywhere, so it must be true!”
  6. Force enemy to expend energy fending off mindless toadies and toadies’ toadies.
  7. Sit back and enjoy the mayhem, taking all credit and no blame.
  8. Before mayhem is over, lather-rinse-repeat before people have time to notice what you’ve done. Again.

Republicans, FoxNews or Blogging Nematodes? You decide.