Ssssssssnakes!

Conversation at work today:

Me: ‚ÄúSsssssserioussssly‚ÄĚ.
D.: Thththththth….
Me: It’s not a lisp! Ssssssss!
D.: I can’t!
Me: Sure you can. Like a snake: hissssssss!
D.: A gay snake, maybe.
Me: That’s redundant. All snakes are gay. Look at the shape.
D.: So what do they do, adopt?
Me: Recruit.