Today in iChat…

My good friend Josh was back on the air today (meaning, in my Buddy List in iChat) after a too-long absence. Our initial dialog:

ME: ahhhh, good thing i’m alone in the office. there’s your face and so I must touch myself.


ME: I call it “touching appropriately”

JOSH: Yes, but [there are] security forces [that] record your biorhythms and can detect inappropriate thoughts…

ME: True, but I have it on good authority that they tune the detectors to “Republican”

ME: so…if I stay away from thoughts of BDSM and privatizing Social Security, I’ll be fine.

JOSH: LOL. That couldn’t be a more accurate statement, either 😛

ME: No kidding. It’s not just funny, it’s true. And that’s sad.