Web Quiz Sssssssstupidity

As I’ve mentioned before, I love web quizzes, the way that some people love, say, unicorns or piggies (wait, that’s me, too) or nun dolls (hi Nick!) or duckies (again, Nick!).

I’ve taken a few IQ tests online and I almost always do quite well. One of the first ones I took, a few years ago, told me my IQ was 163. Then I paid the site $5 for a “detailed analysis” of the various areas of intellectual faculty. My friend Steve told me I should subtract 10 points from my IQ for paying them anything.

Aaaaaanyway, if you want to find really really stupid stuff on the net, go to the AOL of blogging, also known as “Live Journal”. It’s the internet’s largest by-choice ghetto on the planet. “LJers”, as they like to be called—and call themselves—form specialized echo chambers where every post that contains even one whit of aphoristic “wisdom” is met with a flurry of “well said!” and “god, that’s soooo true!” and “OMG LOL!”

So I went slumming for web quizzes, and I’m going to torture you all with them because I have to stop making fun of LJ! (the ! is always implied when pronounced)

Imaginative, erotic, passionate

You prefer to have one partner and to try everything with them. You have an enormous sexual appetite, and you often create sexy scenarios to play out with your significant other.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

you are violet

Your dominant hues are red and blue. You’re confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well with others and can be very influential if you want to be.

Your saturation level is lower than average - You don’t stress out over things and don’t understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.

Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.
the spacefem.com html color quiz

You scored 86 masculinity and 83 femininity!
You scored high on both masculinity and femininity. You have a strong personality exhibiting characteristics of both traditional sex roles.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 94% on masculinity
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You scored higher than 92% on femininity
Link: The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test written by weirdscience on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Oh, and note to tight-assed XHTML-strict HTML-validation queens: Not all the HTML in the above is mine, and I’m not going to spend the time correcting their ugly stuff.

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