While watching yesterday’s TiVo’d (well, Comcast-DVR’d) episode of Passions—today we may find out the identity of the half-female, half-male masked serial killer freak!—and Fancy Crane is about to spill the beans about her sister, Pretty!—there was a commercial on for Manwich. You know, the the can of tomato-based sauce that turns hamburger meat into sloppy-joe’s? Well, thanks to genius advertising “talent”, the commercial uses Beethoven’s 9th—with Manwich-specific lyrics!!!!—to pimp the product.
Even tho Manwich is a long-time comfort food for me, ew.
The freak from Passions: