I was watching The Colbert Report and Stephen Colbert was talking about our mercenary hometown boy, Barry Bonds. Mr. Colbert was being rather hoofd-ist in making fun of Mr. Bonds. Something about not only Bonds nearing the all-time homerun record set by Hank Aaron, but also that he has the biggest head circumference in all of baseball, except for Mr. Met.
Colbert showed a picture of Mr. Met and I saw myself looking back at me.
I was a Mets fan when I was a kid. No more, Misters.