“It’s Travertine, Bitches!”

Maybe I’ve been watching too much HGTV.

I was watching an episode of House Hunters International. I usually like it better than the domestic House Hunters because Americans are greedy and gluttonous and they embarrass me. Only this time on the International version there were Americans who went to Costa Rica to look at places.

They saw a fireplace and wondered if it was granite on the surrounds and before I could stop myself, I yelled out loud (I’m home alone), “It’s travertine, bitches!”

Help me.