Prop 8: The Masturbation Musical!

Dear Everyone-who-worked-so-hard-to-make-the-musical:

Umm, where the fuck were all of you for oh, the last six months or so when we fucking needed you?

Congratulations on what you’ve produced, though. You all look so fabulous and talented and so, so deserving of all our gratitude. Aren’t you guys so decent and caring?


Jeff, Your God of Biscuits.