My Big Gay Leap Day

The Golden Desert surrounds, but we spent the day running around doing silly-ass errands with Regina. She sat in the back of the Jeep, while her "two dads" drove her around to her tasks. We went to the Golds Gym here. We went to a Best Buy. We ate at a Mall food court. Reg & the Boy went tanning....or in their cases, PINKING while I remained in the Jeep listening to my little Silver iPod mini, reading Tom Robbins.

Tonight the Boy and I sit in his bedroom watching the Oscars.

Good Lord. Am I gay?

I'm beginning to suspect so.