I'm a Reverend, He's a Reverend...

The boyfriend called me last night while I was at a potluck (no, not lesbians....bears...they're like lesbians, but with less facial hair and more flannel :) to announce that he just became an ordained minister.

I asked him if he'd wear a collar for me...well, a ROMAN collar. Of course he said yes, dirty little pigboy that he is. So when I got home, I signed myself up as well. I felt that the God of Biscuits, lacking his own sect, needed a bit of self-promotion, I guess. The boyfriend has yet to decide where he's going with his own congregation, but I'm sure it's going to be flocking HOT as FLOCK.

So imagine two Reverends of the same Church but with differing positions getting it on. It's going to be crazy, the amount of sects were going to have. And we will likely keep switching our positions!

On a more serious note, why don't you also go get yourselves ordained? Think about the possibilities. Perform weddings, baptisms, etc.! Exploit the nasty non-separation between church and state! Be a religious official and get an instant right to perform civil rites! Make the government make the separation real. Praise the Lord and BE the ammunition!