Splendor in the Ass
It's comforting (and dis-comforting ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo) to wake up and walk through the living room and be reminded where you abandoned your clothing and your self-control the night before to get busy and get there with your boyfriend.
That was apropos of nothing, but it had to be said. No, actually, I'm kidding...thoughts of sex lead to thoughts of, well, more sex, and porn. And listening to Radio Alice this morning just brought in lots of the funny.
Naturally, Comedy + Sex = Funny Porn Titles!
I'm sure you all have your own, gay or straight, seen or thought of. It's not often that I actively solicit feedback, but I'm asking you humbly right now. I'd love to hear your favorites. Email or comment, and I'll post a full listing of them.
Two more to get you started:
- Raiders of the Lost Arse
- Edward Penishands
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