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6 april 2006

Anal Leakage

...I wonder who's to Plame?

No, this isn't an update on the Biscuit God's health, although that's proceeding, well, not as quickly as I'd like, but what are you going to do but keep on keepin' on?

Apparently, Our Leaker in Chief gave Cheney the OK to let Scooter Libby leak classified information on Iraq to rebut Wilson' Op-Ed piece that there was no evidence Iraq was seeking Uraniam.

We all know how that all turned out. The White House had to change horses midstream and say it wasn't WMDs we were looking for, it was that we needed to unseat an enemy of civil rights and of its own people. I mean, at this point, the whole she-bang (we're not allowed to call it 'war' anymore) has been rechristened (har har) Operation Iraqi Freedom.

The most interesting part is yet to come. Attacks will be made by the rightwingnuts on Scooter Libby. Attacks will most certainly be made on the Liberals. On the “MSM” (that's main stream media, for you folks who don't keep up on the RNC's TLAs). (Interesting side note: if the media is mainstream and the media is lousy with Liberals, then the conclusion might be that the mainstream is liberal. Not so! The neocon nutters say that they are the “real” America, and that it's the Liberals who are out of touch).

I have yet to venture to the invariate iscariots of “freedom” to see what the main thrust will be. I'd love to be surprised that it's none of the above and they're all just going a little “hmmmmmm” about Bush's motives and just start to question their own executive.

Of course, the Christians believe they're a war on THEM, too. The Legistative, Judicial and Executive Branches of the most powerful nation known to man, and 80% of the populace claiming a belief in the Jesus figure as an incarnation of a Diety, and they want you to believe they're the underdogs.

The Invisible Pink Unicorns that actually did spin the web of the universe and control all actions and movements with invisible blue jewel-encrusted levers have told me even they didn't see that one coming.

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Great title, btw!

Yeah, MSM is allegedly out there distorting the truth and blaiming us liberals for the coverage.

I guess it is my fault there were no WMDs in Iraq. BS.

Anyway, I linked my blog to your post.

If this were the Cold War, someone would already be in jail... or worse.

Keep up the good work.

Posted by: Storm Bear at 7 april 2006 6:11

"...invariate iscariots..." You're such a phrasemaker.

Posted by: Huntington at 7 april 2006 9:29

That's right, keep chanting "No WMD's, No WMD's", "Bush Sucks, Bush Sucks" maybe someday someone other than you will start to believe it.

So Bush said leak info on Iraq... and? How does that lead us to Plame? Did Bush say, "leak Plame as a CIA operative?" I don't think so.

There were WMD's, we found them. There's proof.

However I wouldn't want to distrub your matra...

Posted by: E L Frederick at 7 april 2006 13:31

I forgot that boneheaded literalists would be reading this. I used "Plame" as a literary device. Where in the body of this entry did you see me actually say anything about Plame?

So you're either that dunderheaded or you chose to derail the topic.

There were WMDs? Where? References, please.

Or should I just believe what you tell me because that's how you operate when a fellow nutter tells YOU something?

Posted by: GodOfBiscuits Author Profile Page at 7 april 2006 14:33

Oh, because I know you wouldn't actually go and find any references, I went and googled "WMDs found in Iraq" and found this one as the most authoritative reference:

CIA’s final report: No WMD found in Iraq

So the CIA didn't find any, and in fact went os far as to recommend releasing any detainees held for their supposed weapons knowledge.

Further, did you forget that WMDs weren't the reason we went to Iraq. First it was terrorism ties, when in fact Saddam Hussein was a hedonist and the furthest thing from a born-again, evangelical Muslim. THEN it was WMDs when the connection coulldn't be made.

Now? It's "Operation Iraqi Freedom", because the WMDs were never found.

Posted by: GodOfBiscuits Author Profile Page at 7 april 2006 14:46

You tell 'em, GoB.

I'm reminded of FactCheck.org's tag line: "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts."

In other news, you got it wrong. The Invisible Unicorns were Chartreuse. They told me to tell you.

Posted by: Josh(ums) at 7 april 2006 22:02

Right On, Bro...
...but I believe in the Paisley Unicorns...

Peace,
=RD=

Posted by: RainbowDemon at 8 april 2006 7:54

Actually, it was all a big mistake. They were really looking for Weapons of Ass Destruction. Ever wonder why they call him "Scooter" Libby? Just ask his boss "Dick" Cheney...

Posted by: homer at 8 april 2006 9:32

Perhaps the Xtians who think we've declared war on them, are only projecting their own warlike nature on us. They, after all, have declared war on abortion, gay marriage, and evolution....

Posted by: Lee(Skittles) at 8 april 2006 19:03

pardon me if i repeat...

I believe that Xtians believe we've declared war on "them," because they're projecting their own feelings. Who's war is it on gay civil rights? Who has declared war against a woman's right to choose? Who has declared war on the science of evolution? Taint me!

Posted by: Lee(Skittles) Author Profile Page at 8 april 2006 19:09

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