Fuck Reuters and Fuck the Pope
Reuters runs this ad on cnet's news.com.com:

And if you follow the ad's link, you get another story about the Pope bitching and whining about the “folly” of gay marriage as he belittles the “freedom of choice”.
Wasn't Free Will a Gift of the Creator? Call it a cassock & surplice, or call it a robe, but it's still a dress he's bedecked in, and so I can call it crossdressing. Isn't it fun to fuck with word-meanings?
All these “signs” of Western “decay” point to “an eclipse of God” in the West.
So while we're telling Reuters and the Pope to fuck the fuck off, let's include Catholic butt-boy Aquinas in it, too: who the fuck cares about your theories of god playing unstoppable badminton with an immovable shuttlecock? God isn't playing physics, y'all, he's too busy sunning himself under a sun that he can lose access to.
Oh, and Reuters? O Bastion of “Liberal Media”? You're missing a third checkbox: Equality.
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The punkass bitch Pope Bendoveranddickus is so irrelevant to my life- it amuses me to see the decreasing number of priests and their advancing age, as his church dies. Good riddance.
That's incredible - your choices are 1) gays are bad or 2) we're abandoning The Church. So which do you pick? The square, or the rhombus?
Very unjournalistic. That's the problem with the liberal media.
I assume Reuters would justify its word choice by saying "gay abandon" = up, fun, yay, positive! Sorry, that's not how most people will actually read it.
"Eclipse of God in the West." Dude has seriously overstayed his welcome as it is. Don't let the occluding heavenly object hit You in the ass on the way out.
Seeing that I actually come here quite often, I added you to my blogroll. Makes it easier. Plus, anyone who is an Eddie Izzard fan has got to have some level of greatness!
reuters has so lost all respect that i had for them
that's just so f*cking pathetic that they would actually do something like that
"Dear Lord, please make your less-than-humble servant the Pope see the error of his ways. And if he doesn't see the error of his ways, strike him down, Lord."
Or as Maude might say, "God'll get you for that, Benedict."