This Is How Gay I Am

lol They used to play this at a local bar all the time. The bar would go silent, all the homos would stop talking to each other and the watch the screens. And who can blame them????

that was horrible!!!

(hee hee hee hee hee)

oh, the hyperedited slaps at around 2:30 had me falling out the chair laughing!

a great start to my morning, jeff.

thanks for the laughs.

hehe that was funny. But I am the worste gay ever cause I have never seen that movie....

no, scott, i'm the worst fag ever... i haven't seen brokeback mountain yet.

Nope, don't get it. Never have. I've seen the clip before, and seen how gay guys adore it, find it so hilarious. How is it funny? Sure, let's pair clips from a hyper-violent made-for-tv movie about a shrew/psycho/egomaniac with music by fagdom's biggest karaoke supergroup and laugh hysterically at how awful a mother she was (or how over-the-top the production was, maybe?).

I sense misogyny. Why do so many homosexual men cheer at a female villian? Sure, tell me how wrong I am at my assessment. All I know is that this video leaves me cold, not entertained.

Sorry.

Misogyny? Maybe a female villain is more comical because male villiains almost always come with a body count? In other words, you can cheer it because it's so ridiculous when it's like this.

It wasn't a made-for-TV movie, it was a badly made biopic of Joan Crawford that gay men MST3K'd a LONG time ago.

I don't know of any in 'fagdom' who cheered for Charlize Theron's characterization of Aileen Wuornos in Monster.

I sense homophobia, a bit: if gay men do it it must bad, if straight men do it, well, that's just straight men being men? SouthPark is far more damning and political, and Eric Cartman isn't much more than an adult's supply of prejudice stuffed into an 8-yr old cartoon body.

That. Was. Awesome!!!. Firstly because it's funny, and secondly because it has lots of bitches getting slapped. I love watching women get slapped. If there was a cable channel that was nothing but women getting slapped 12 hours a day, I would pay for it. Why only 12? Because you need 8 hours of old people falling down and 4 hours of women getting slapped and then falling down. That's entertainment. Am I a misogynist? Hell yeah I give good massages. Do I hate women? Nah. I'm not sexist because bitches hate that shit.

Okay dear readers, I'm totally kidding.

Ah "The Bitch Show". Haven't seen that in a few years. They used to show it every Tuesday here at a bar that had Tune Night.