I Hate Madison Avenue
While watching yesterday's TiVo'd (well, Comcast-DVR'd) episode of Passions—today we may find out the identity of the half-female, half-male masked serial killer freak!—and Fancy Crane is about to spill the beans about her sister, Pretty!—there was a commercial on for Manwich. You know, the the can of tomato-based sauce that turns hamburger meat into sloppy-joe's? Well, thanks to genius advertising “talent”, the commercial uses Beethoven's 9th—with Manwich-specific lyrics!!!!—to pimp the product.
Even tho Manwich is a long-time comfort food for me, ew.
The freak from Passions:
Technorati Tags: Beethoven's 9th, god of biscuits, manwich, Passions
0 TrackBacks
Listed below are links to blogs that reference this entry: I Hate Madison Avenue.
TrackBack URL for this entry: http://www.godofbiscuits.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-tb.cgi/2512
3 Comments
Leave a comment
Author
januari 2009
Technorati
Tag Cloud
- 2nd Amendment
- Absolutely Fabulous
- Accident
- addiction
- adscititious
- adventitious
- airport security
- Al Franken
- Al Gore
- Allen
- amazon
- Amazon MP3
- andrew sullivan
- Aperture
- apology
- apple
- apple inc
- AppleInsider
- Baby Be-Bop
- Big Fish
- Bitter Cold
- Bleak House
- brainiacs
- camille paglia
- Carpenters Christmas
- Charlotte
- Chinese military
- Chrissy Hynde
- context
- corporate policy
- CSS
- Dalai Lama
- daniel lyons
- Daring Fireball
- daring fireball
- decency
- Deutsch
- dialectic
- Dickens
- doubt
- Duino Elegies
- ecto
- EDGE
- Eisenhower Executive Building
- election 2008
- Emo
- enabling
- face-to-face
- family
- fear
- foreign languages
- Francesca Lia Block
- Frank Herbert
- friends
- FSJ
- fury
- gay protests
- george bush
- Gertrude
- Gideonse Bible
- god
- god of biscuits
- Gruber
- headache
- Hillary Clinton
- Himalayas
- Home
- hour of the wolf
- hurt
- iChat
- iPhone
- iPod
- iPod touch
- iTunes Store
- iTunes WiFi Store
- Jerry Sanders
- joe my god
- John August
- John Gruber
- Johnny Mathis
- kiffiyeh
- Kindle
- knack
- kqed
- Kundun
- Lance Ulanoff
- land of the blind
- Latter Day Saints
- lies
- Mac OS X
- MacBook Air
- Macworld 2008
- making friends
- Manhattan
- MarsEdit
- Michele Malkin
- Microsoft
- Microsoft Vista
- Microsoft Vista Video
- Mitt Romney
- Mitt Romney Speech
- moderation
- moral relativism
- Mormonism
- movable type 4
- MPAA
- NBC-Universal
- NC
- New Hampshire Primaries
- New Orleans
- NH
- Nicholas Negroponte
- no on 8
- Nobel Peace Prize
- Nuvomedia
- nyc
- Obama
- off with their heads
- OLPC
- Paralipsis
- Pennsylvania
- Percy Faith
- PG&E
- Pope Panzer
- post hoc ergo propter hoc
- POTUS
- pups
- Rachel Ray
- Rainier Maria Rilke
- Ray Conniff
- reader
- Reginald Snell
- rex wockner
- rhetoric
- Richard Gere
- Rilke
- rixstep
- Rocket eBook
- RocketLibrarian
- Roman Catholic Church
- rot13
- same-sex marriage
- San Diego Mayor
- San francisco
- san francisco
- scarf
- schadenfreude
- Second Amendment
- self-awareness
- self-examination
- September 11
- Seven Years in Tibet
- Shavertown
- short-wave radio
- Sierra Wireless 881u
- Sister Winter
- Sonnets to Orpheus
- Starbucks
- Stephen Mitchell
- storms
- strangers
- Sufjan Stevens
- Taxi to the Dark Side
- The Dwarf’s Song
- Theosophy
- Tibet
- translation
- Trickster
- trust
- tums
- valleywag
- Vespa
- voting
- vudu
- web quiz
- Weetzie Bat
- wikipedia
- Winter
- World AIDS Day
- world languages
- Xfile

Please, it's a hermaphroditic serial killer rapist peepist! Not just a freak.
Actually, the preferred term is Gender-Ambiguous Sexual-Aggressive with Acute Accretive Personal Space Identification Issues, or GASAAAPSII.
If I ever had to time to even update my own blog(s) regularly, I'd say you, me & Homer should start a Passions blog.
Who's making the jump to DirecTV?