McCain's Flop-Flop

Is it just me, or does McCain really need to hire P.T. Barnum as a Campaign Advisor?

In what can only be described as a pathetically amateur bit of legerdemain, the McCain Campaign keeps taking these orthoganal safaris in order to distract the voting public from the fact that he’s boring and souless.

First, there’s Palin. The McCain Campaign was moribund until he flashed Caribou Barbie to the world and sent the fact-sniffing media chasing after the details of the unknown (and undeservedly so) Sarah Palin. To keep the investigative journalists chasing after ethereal trivia about her, the sexist campaign treats Palin like a “little lady” by “protecting” her from the real world.

I have to say I can understand why they keep her sequestered, because no matter how intelligent and successfully-manipulative she is, she chooses to use her talents to spin her lackings instead of actually addressing her lackings.

For god(dess)’ sake, she believes the only reason to have a passport is to be the child of rich parents who can afford to send her off backpacking in Europe! How fucking stupid is she?

So what has Mr. Coward Moron accomplished recently?

1. He “suspended” (without actually suspending) his campaign to be a patriot.
2. He swanned into DC to “help”, but who was he helping?
3. His egoic insertion into the Congressional proceedings did nothing but disrupt the entire thing.
4. His egoic insertion into the “bailout” did nothing but rile up the House Republicans to risk the well-being of the entire nation just so they could get some attention in a national forum.
5. Aside: insecure bottoms generally make noise that they’re not really bottoms.
6. He lied about his conditions for the Debate.
7. He lied about suspending his campaign.
8. He lied about the reasons for his participation in Washington.

And finally? I think he needed an excuse to take a rest in the campaigning. He lied to all of us, he lied to David Letterman.

He’s a fucking liar.