Palin Teaches Me Christianity...Praise Biff!
I’ve discovered that Sarah Palin is a fine, fine Christian, and we should all cleave to Jesus’ breast because of her:
I’ve discovered Saints I never knew existed!
- Saint Piper, patron saint of people who think that removing one “unwelcome” population won’t give rise to another even more unwelcome population.
- Saint Willow, patron saint of lesbian witches.
- Saint Bristol, patron saint of places near Bridges to Nowhere and near Spatial Rifts.
- Saint Track, patron saint of IV drug users.
- Saint Trig, patron saint of tangents and political hay.
She’s Pro-Choice!
- She supports her own right to choose to keep the pregnancy and is a Pro “Life” hero because of it.
- If VP, she’ll support the right to choose to let soldiers continue to be terminated
- She chose to refuse funding for a Bridge to Nowhere after its funding had been terminated
- She chooses to interpret the Bible wherein it gives dominion over the earth to man as “hunt down mooses and shoot wolves from aircraft” and “drill the Alaskan preserved lands into Hell”.
She won’t do a thing without invoking the christian god
- god wants us to kill Iraqis
- god wants us to have guns
- god wants her to be VP.
To me, she’s George W. Bush in drag. Or maybe he’s the one who’s Sarah Palin in drag. She’s there for no other reason than to get a vagina on the ticket. She’s a “culture warrior”, because goddess knows that conservatives who want small government and want the government out of our bedrooms needs a “warrior” to kill or quash all those people who are out there having sex before marriage and putting their penises in places other than vaginas who shoot guns (again with the penis psychology), shoot gays and shoot down any version of god but their own. Maybe it’s a contributory lack of vaginas in the white house that’s resulted in a gross expansion of government by the Republicans?
The election is, if anything, even more moronic, where podunks are calling for the heads of people who are smart and who think learning is a good thing, where the one they want for the highest offices in the land require no other talent or morality than being “just like me”.
She’s a horrible, horrible woman who hates women, who hates gays, who hates peace, and who hates people who think she’s a hater.
She didn’t need to be anything else other than tits on the stick they all use to beat down anyone who’s “just not like me”.
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hates gays? i think you need to do more research. so in other words anyone who does not agree with the gay side hates gays? the time has come to start to realize B-Ho didn't pick Billary for the ticket and quit hating McBrilliant for choosing a woman. of course, if B-Ho did pick Billary, he would have had someone taste his food and start his car for him. but wait, that is good because it would grow goverment and we all know liberals love that. By the way, in case you haven't figured it out, B-Ho is Barrack Hussein Obama. what a fitting name
hates gays? i think you need to do more research. so in other words anyone who does not agree with the gay side hates gays? the time has come to start to realize B-Ho didn't pick Billary for the ticket and quit hating McBrilliant for choosing a woman. of course, if B-Ho did pick Billary, he would have had someone taste his food and start his car for him. but wait, that is good because it would grow goverment and we all know liberals love that. By the way, in case you haven't figured it out, B-Ho is Barrack Hussein Obama. what a fitting name
Would you care to choose another verb besides "hate", then?
Every day my very existence is an exercise in social research because of who I am.
"Disagreement" is such a ridiculous word for it all that I'm offended by its use.
I suppose I've got another tack against me: I'm smart, I'm intelligent, I'm studied so that makes me elite? Sorry, i'll just not use my brain just so I can be like everyone else...which leaves the gay part, so I guess I'll stop wanting to marry one day.
"McBrilliant"? really? How is he brilliant except to reverse nearly every important stance he's had since 2000 just so he can try to win an election?
I think you should also look at how much Bush *expanded* the government. And expanded the debt. Who's gonna pay for that?
You're right, though: McCain chose a woman. A WOMAN. Didn't really matter who, because all McCain needed was a female--as long as she was ultra-conservative. It's an offense to women that he got himself a token XXer.
If Bush and McCain and Palin and the rest don't "hate" gays, how would you describe their opinions about us, and especially about same-sex marriage?
i still think you need to look closer at Palin's record in regards to gays. Reverse every stance? nope. not true in the least. lets see, McBrilliant voted with Bush 90% of the time. Hussien with his own party? +97%. remember, Hussien isnt running against Bush. not running against Bush. not running against bush. because the won't allow same sex marriage doesnt mean they hate you. in no way shape, manner or form. do me a favor and check her record. she did more for the gays in alaska than Clinton did as president. you just have to look and accept that
McCain will just be more of the same as Bush. He used to declare that Bush's tax cuts were bad because they only benefit the rich. Now he wants to make the Bush tax cuts permanent.
Palin is just a female Bush: God talks to them, both Governors of largest & 2nd largest states in the Union, both want to drill the fuck out of the land, both claim they want smaller government, while both take and take and take from the Feds.
I wanna know what it DOES mean when they use gays as a wedge issue and claim triumph every time they successfully keep gays from being equal.
You have the luxury of not even CONSIDERING anyone could tell you you couldn't get married. You have no idea the pain and embarrassment being told you're not worth the same as another group of people.
If it's not hate, what is it? Violence. That's what.
http://www.bentalaska.com/2008/08/palin-supports-gay-rights.html
http://tinyurl.com/5njw3v
http://tinyurl.com/6h7vso
http://tinyurl.com/576blv
Even the Christians (that last URL) own Palin's anti-gay stances.
As for her vetoing a bill denying same-sex couples gov benefits, it turns out she only did it because her Attorney General counseled her to, stating it was unconstitutional and would be overturned if she signed it.
My favorite part: "Pray Away The Gay"!!
If that's support, I hate to see what passes for acrimony.
Saint Sarah, owner of the Womb that Did Not Abort, is no friend of gay people. Anthony is McStupid.
homer??? wow. how typical. anyone who doesnt agree with your view is not a friend? terrible way to live. absolutely horrifying. sarah palin didnt abort. good one. you put way too much feeling and no intelligence into that statement. the last i checked is that not aborting was her decision and hers alone. i am for womens rights to choose. she chose. be done with it. it didnt affect you. what you dont realize is i am Jeffs brother. i am for gay rights, gay marriage etc. Homer=McFootintheMouth.